Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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