...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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