Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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