Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
