How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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