Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She announced her abortion via fbk
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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