Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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