So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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