well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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