operation have a gay friend backfired
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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