I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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