We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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