Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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