Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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