And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Then you guys just all showered together...?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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