yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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