apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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