Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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