Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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