With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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