David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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