Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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