Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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