That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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