Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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