Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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