I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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