I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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