Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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