Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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