It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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