come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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