I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
oh god was she eating orange peels again
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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