I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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