saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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