I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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