Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I love having hate sex.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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