i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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