hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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