Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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