You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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