but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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