I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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