i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Your penis caused this!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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