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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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