Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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