That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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