well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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