I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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