Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
