He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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