I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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