I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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